OF THE CANDIDATE
undertake, if elected as a Member of Parliament (MP) at the
forthcoming general election, never to attend a session of parliament
nor vote on any issues whatsoever, nor partake in any parliamentary
committees or fact-finding missions, nor in any way to perform any of
the functions of office normally associated with being an MP.
undertake never to encash any payments forthcoming as wages, salary
or remuneration for being an MP. I will never claim expenses, allowed
or otherwise for performance of functions I hereby swear not to
perform. I will never employ or engage anybody on wages with regard
to my position as an MP, be they relatives, friends or total strangers.
guarantee that I will never mis-represent my constituents or "the
people" or in any way attempt or pretend to represent them
within the government and House of Commons. I will, effectively, do
(or not do), everything possible in order to be simply ONE LESS POLITICIAN